Grind in your 20’s. Build in your 30’s. Chill in your 40’s.

brook:

the onion is being way too real rn


elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation


(Source: taanyaamg)

sleezed:

I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh